ranting. more ranting.

alright this will prolly turn out to be another sad, boring, meaningless post just like the rest of my posts. i dont really know what to talk about and i gotta get ready for sch in about 2 hrs or so. so this isnt really the most convenient time to blog. but i'll do so anw. :)

anw baby just woke up, am talking to her now. sucha sweetie. i love u so much! :) haha baby and i went through a lot in the past few days but im just glad we pulled through and managed to have a happy 8 months anni. going strong darling. stronger than a bull on steroids. maybe even stronger than an ah lian's chinese accent lorhxzxzx!

speaking of ah lians.....im perfectly okay with them. despite the way they talk, walk, dress, accessorize, etc. they're fine in my books. even if they look skimpy and talk like friggin donkeys. they horxzx is okay onezxzxz! they also is humans bahzxzx. they wear nongnong ugry extentionzxz which're obviously fake lahzxz and walk with the legs hor vely open onezxz! but dont hate them bahzxzx.

if u're still unclear about what creature an ah lian is, a very detailed description can be found on darling's blog. yeah. but seriously, nothing to hate about them. they're great people. i mean, im grateful to these creatures for constantly lowering the rock-bottom benchmark of appearance. they give people hope. even models who get into a car crash and screw up their faces in the process arent afraid of ending their career! cuz as long as ah lians "play their part" in society, these models would just go from stunningly gorgeous(with all facial features in order) to just within the range of gorgeous to decent (depending on whether they still have a head after the accident). yeah so im telling you to appreciate them! give a paper crane to an ah lian today! show them you love them and admire them for playing a part in society which none of us envy! they are just like fetilisers you know. animal shit in soil. they help the plant and its leaves look good, pretty and healthy. the plant represents mankind and we my fellow humans are the leaves. so rest assured, even if one day we would not look as good, healthy, pretty or handsome like a dead leaf chewed up by some bigass caterpillar, and drop down to the bottom in the ladder of good looks, we will never go below the soil and thus never fall below the fertilisers buried in it.. so let us appreciate and give thanks to these poor miserable fugly noisy nosey smelly bitches. they've got it tough, yes they do.

BUT God is kind for god also created Ah Bengs... Ah Bengs are created to be the male fertilis- i mean, Ah Lian counterparts. :) they are created blind, with no taste whatsoever. They share a healthy competition with the Ah Lians for last place in good looks. they talk like Ah Lians, smell like Ah Lians and even have a generous spread of acne all over them just like Ah Lians. yeah, often seen together as they are naturally attracted to each other's scent, the kind a human begins to emit after about a month without a shower, but a lot stronger. Nownow, dont start judging them. They ensure we humans wont accidentally date an Ah Lian because that'd be really harsh on us. we're not build to sustain shitty treatment and eardrum punishment 24/7 like the Ah Bengs. God created Ah Bengs to actually enjoy and understand what we humans call TWEET TALK and endure this condition Ah Lians give their partners everytime they go shopping called
LOOKINGATSHITTHATSTILLLOOKSLIKESHITEVENAFTERYOUEMPTYYOURWALLETTOMAKESHITLOOKLESSSHITTY.
So for all you emos who hate your lives and wanna commit suicide, you've got nothing to lose. make an Ah Lian happy, find one at a Bugis Street near you! Not only will you experience something that'd make the life u had before seem like paradise but your suicidal intentions will finally be justified! NEAT EH?!
and i just found out that the gross video of two girls eating shit? aka 2 girls 1 cup? yeah, they hadta change the title from its original 2 girls 1 Ah Lian because its a violation against the Fugly Fertilisers' Charter. Check out the reaction vid below.



Yeah the dude(J.Rogan) was given ample warning about how disgusting the video was gonna be but HE WASNT TOLD THERE WAS GONNA BE AN AH LIAN IN IT! yeah you saw the shock in his eyes when the Ah Lian popped up. poor dude couldnt bear to look. Thats why i think sticking to the vids original name would ensure people would be more aware of the brain damage it'd lead to and not get a heart attack when the girls start making out with the Ah Lian. sigh... law and morality...

if i have wasted your time with this post, then i have achieved the objective of my blog. YAY!

btw i love you vi! im gonna take a short nap now before sch. :)